January 2011
Just got back from work. Got my first check today. I didn’t know until today but I make nine dollars an hour for doing almost nothing. That RULESM
You know what
I don’t wear bobby pins. So how did one get in your bed?
Watch
being a stoner isn't about how much you can smoke,...
gotoaskashow:
thingsstonerslike:
aspeckamongdots:
it’s all about lovin mary jane
Amen, amen.
-stands up-
-starts a slow clap-
-joins slow clap-
torikazoo asked: i love your blog ^.^
torikazoo asked: i love your blog ^.^
Taking a Dump in My Father's Pillow
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is taking a dump in my father’s pillow. I did it as an act of revenge because I was mad at him because he made fun of me in front of my friends and I was really ashamed. This was 4 years ago and since then everything between us has been so different, like he doesn’t love me anymore and doesn’t trust me anymore.
[Male, 19]
LOL
Incurvating: "Schizophrenia," Glenn Colquhoun →
daiong:
Schizophrenia turns
off the television,
gets up from the couch,
puts on his coat,
opens the door,
walks down the road,
and buys a postcard
of New Zealand.
(it could be a calendar)
(it could be a T-shirt)
(it could be a photo in a book)
It is a picture of a mountain
and the lake…
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...”
– Dr. Seuss (Oh, the Places You’ll Go!)
Say’s a lot for what’s been my life.
